Bachelor Pad
By Fewthistle

Author's Note: Written for the Home Improvement Challenge at the LiveJournal community Thursday100.

“Just a thought, but generally speaking, women are not impressed with an apartment that has only a recliner, a table with just one chair, and yet boasts a 52 inch TV and a mini-fridge in the living room,” Serena commented dryly, her eyes sweeping critically over Ed's apartment.

“Hey, I don't do bad,” Ed answered defensively.

“That's why you're sitting here with me on a Saturday night, watching the Dallas cheerleaders shake their asses, instead of getting some yourself?” Serena asked laughing, taking a long swig of her Sam Adams.

Raising his eyebrows at the truth of the statement, Ed glanced around the apartment. Maybe she was right. Tomorrow he would definitely buy another chair.